MFH is a botanical oil skincare line developed by Licensed Aestheticians Sarah Farley and Kim Mattei. We know you are tired of rubbing store bought products on your skin, hoping and praying for a miracle to make you look younger, firmer and brighter than your future after a double espresso! We have cut out the bullshit and have bottled up the best damn stuff nature has to offer in our botanical oil skincare line.
These aren't just your average plant oils. They are loaded with all the good for you shit that your skin actually craves, like vitamins, antioxidants and fatty acids. We have taken out all the ingredients that just piss your skin off! We can help you if your skin is as dry as hell, saggy as your motivation on a Monday morning, so sensitive it would cry during a commercial, or duller than a butter knife at at a steakhouse, we've got the oil for you!
Do your skin a favor and ditch the bullshit. Give your skin some botanical oil that actually gives a damn from people who know what the hell they are talking about.
These aren't just your average plant oils. They are loaded with all the good for you shit that your skin actually craves, like vitamins, antioxidants and fatty acids. We have taken out all the ingredients that just piss your skin off! We can help you if your skin is as dry as hell, saggy as your motivation on a Monday morning, so sensitive it would cry during a commercial, or duller than a butter knife at at a steakhouse, we've got the oil for you!
Do your skin a favor and ditch the bullshit. Give your skin some botanical oil that actually gives a damn from people who know what the hell they are talking about.
PRODUCTS
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CALM THE F DOWN
Because your skin has been through some serious crap, this calming oil is here to help it CALM THE F DOWN! One drop and your stressed out face can finally take a damn break! Ingredients: Sweet Almond Oil:, Apricot Kernel Oil, Jojoba Oil, Calendula Infused Oil, Chamomile Infused Oil. |
HELL YES I'M HYDRATED
Hell Yes I'm hydrated is a snarky way of saying you look a little less like a raisin. Your friends will think you took a bath in the fountain of youth! You will be able to tell them, “My skin’s so hydrated, it’s practically sloshing. Bet your dry patches wish they could join the party!” Ingredients: Rosehip Seed Oil, Avocado Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil. |
FIRM AF
This firming and plumping facial oil will bring your sagging skin back to life. It is like a facelift in a bottle minus the actual surgery! It will make your skin look full and youthful and you will end up shining like a glazed doughnut! Ingredients: Rosehip Seed Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Evening Primrose Oil, Pomegranate Seed Oil, Vitamin E Oil. |
Getting Old is Bullshit
This oil is great for telling time to FK OFF!! Let's face it, getting old is TOTAL BULLSHIT. Wrinkles, fine lines, sagging-it's like your skin decided to give up the fight! But guess what? Your friends at MFH are here to help you! We are not letting you go down without a damn good battle! Our Getting Old is Bullshit botanical oil is a badass blend of nature's most powerful ingredients designed to flip off Father Time! Ingredients: Rosehip Seed Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Evening Primrose Oil, Pomegranate Seed Oil, Vitamin E Oil |
Ray of F'cking Sunshine
This is our proprietary blend of botanical oils that is the one oil to rule them all because your skin's drama is exhausting. Whether your skin is as dry as a desert or oily enough to fry an egg or it just can't make up its damn mind, this oil has you covered. Our Ray of F'cking Sunshine Oil does not discriminate-it is the overachiever that plays well with every skin type. If you are wondering what the hell your skin wants today, slap this on and let it do the heavy lifting. It is like sunshine on your face. Ingredients: Plum Oil, Marula Oil, Rosehip Seed Oil, Squalane Oil,) Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Vitamin E Oil |
